Matt Lauer is so glib.

Thank you. Corny as fuck. All the praise is a weird combo of hype via out of control white-guilt.

Jesus, can we stop talking about this stupid fucking play yet?

Blaming video games feels very 80's to 90's to me. The giant misconception made up by the news to blame something. Is child abuse due to Satanic cults too now Tyson? He’s taking the 90's fashion trends way to far.

Does no one read that bit about Gayle and think “DAMN BUMPUSES!”? Like, am I the only one?

I’m rewatching ANTM right now (I’m going through the slowest breakup in history and my brain needs junk food). I’m on the season with Melrose and Caridee and I have this to say: Tyra Banks is crazier than a shithouse rat and I love her.

I have the same experiences with friends and rationale WRT Jez and have nothing else to add except this .gif of T-Swizzle thinking she won a Grammy for a second, and then finding out that it went to someone else.

Nooo, the cheatEE does “Cry Me A River,” not the cheatER. She would be doing Brit’s “Everytime” in this situation.

I think the “me” is Tom Hiddleston. The song is written from his point of view, because Calvin Harris is such an inspired auteur

I just copied this exact paragraph to also barf over. So...Lena’s not sexual, then? Because she doesn’t look like you or....?

He needs her help. At this rate? This feels like a plastic bag drifting in the wind. He should start again.

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

Between your kinja moniker and your gif you’ve positively won my heart.

Imagine being one of Jennifer Garner’s friends right now. “You’re getting back together?....Congrats.” I would have a really, really difficult time pretending to be happy about the news.

i can totally see tay meeting the parents after two weeks. remember, this is the same girl who BOUGHT A DAMN HOUSE across the street from a dude she had been dating for a month.

What is this? Are we going to do this thing where we pretend this lady is now someone we must keep up with? Why? Can we not? Let her fade into the ether. No one cares about thirsty Becky or her hair.

Exactly. They are not the Vanderbilts. This is a dynasty built on prohbition money, plus the curses, and all the “suspicious” deaths. Taylor nah ready for that.

Your screen name is accurate.

OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”