I voted for him out of fear that the rednecks around me that LOATHE him for messing with their rights to fully stock their home arsenals would somehow get one of their own elected(completely irrational, I know). That said, he is an absolute shit about the environment and I'd vote against him in a hot second if we…

The problem is, you don't know which of the crazy ranters will stab out your eyes with a shrimp fork.

This comment reeks of, "STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS! THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA!" This is not the pain olympics. Street harassment and the treatment of rape in India are both issues that deserve discussion and prevention methods.

I don't know who you are. But I'm with you.

you should. Why ya gotta make things so complicated?

Smoking weed with Kathy Bates, Susan Sarandon, and Melissa McCarthy sounds like a goddamn dream come true.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

I need that. Between 30 Rock ending and now Parks and Rec, I'm having a hard time understanding why life is worth living?

Imagine someone molested your eight year old daughter. How would they not be DEAD TO YOU, let alone still your friend, let alone YOUR BOYFRIEND? It's messed up on a level I can't even imagine.

CURSE OF THE SNL SOUND STAGE IS JUST THAT STRONG

omg the unwelcome return of "hubs."

Just wait until he pieces together his mascot role in her whole anti-vax crusade.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

"...or is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds for their kids?"

"Fact: Everything I'm saying is supposition."

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

The first rule of rape club is, you're a terrible fucking human being for being in rape club.