[watches video titled "Half-Naked Boy Plays With Cock"]

Chicken is best in buckets.

Can't you just build a custom jersey on the website with Hernandez and the # 81 on the back?

Coroner Kick

The Wilson role, as originally written in the Castaway script, was much darker.

Cop: [walks up to car]

Colts player caught driving while drinking a Colt 45 and having an unregistered Colt 1911.

Yeah Howard was really happy as the only star last year, when he forced his way out of Orlando.

What? They're bringing Olajuwon?

Bill Simmons sucks dick for beer money......

"Be careful, Glenn. Seriously. Stop talking. Just ... shh ... stop ... t-a-l-k-i-n-g."

AND she dates ugly guys.