Don't you mean, dammit Africa?

palate*. F*cking autocorrect.

You're half way right. No one with taste buds would rank apple pie in front of all those other pies.

What kind of a fucking lunatic has never eaten a piece of pie in their life?

Right? What kind of a psychopath doesn't like a real pecan pie?

If you don't like key lime pie then something is wrong with your palette. Also, you are a waste of a fat ass.

Pecan pie at 19th and we're supposed to take this moron seriously? If you don't like pecan pie, you're an animal. Simple as that. Get your taste buds fixed.

kjhg

God, please stop.

Actually, I really don't. Hurricanes win, Hurricanes lose. Doesn't affect my life in the least bit. Don't get that confused with simply correcting an obviously dumb fuck. Cute theory, though.

That is excellent.

Says the ignorant, unfunny fuck. How ironic. Anymore corny, dumbass jokes on tap for today, you dumb old bastard? That unmatched level of corniness and stupidity is the true gift, my friend. I simply can't wait.

No, it really doesn't. Anyway, you call it what you want, but it's still an Ibis, still mascot of the 5-Time National champion football team, reigning ACC Champion basketball team, and part-time mascot of the 4-Time National Champion baseball team, and you're still an asshole.

Anyone that doesn't know this, doesn't pay much attention to college sports, period. Your sports knowledge is on par with your "humor".

Not too familiar with college sports, huh? Here's a little help...Miami isn't Oregon, asshole.

Was showing it actually supposed to make it look more appealing? That shit looks terrible.

Thus, why he wrote what he wrote.

"Does that really make you feel better?"

Who gives a shit? The caller is an idiot and so are you.

Who gives a shit? The caller is an idiot and so are you.