I have so many problems with this writeup I don’t even know where to start, but one thing that struck me was the comment on Nintendo not embracing brevity. As someone who’s currently playing Valhalla, I feel like you’re way off the mark. Mario games aren’t long. I ran through a couple worlds in 3D World in one…

I am continuing my wildly successful and unbroken streak of denying myself organized religion for Lent. I recommend it for everyone.

Right wing facebook pages beg to differ.

That’s hilarious.

The funny thing to me is the splotchy blue also kinda reminds me of Samus and her Fusion suit.

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

Well, considering motion sickness bracelets are absolute nonsense pseudoscience garbage, I can see why they don’t help.

Well, your turn to minimize this:

Still relevant

Can most of the male writers on this site not write articles that sound like you’re all fucking sneering at your keyboards when you have to talk about something/one/etc that you’re not exactly 100% fans of?

Turns out, “The Middle” is actually the part of the road Springsteen was driving on.

Reader: “Hey do you want this 19 year old, $5000, 275k mile lexus? It’s falling apart to the point that I can no longer maintain it”

DT: “Whoa, shouldn’t this be reserved for a Hollywood director, or a Russian Oligarch, or a successful startup founder?” 

I just scream out “Bitch be cool!!” in my best Samuel L Jackson voice.

This smells like a case of not reading labels

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

I think people tend to overemphasize launcher features.  For myself and so many other PC gamers, a launcher is just what vickwildcatshelter said: Another icon on our desktop. With Steam, GoG, Origin, Battle.net, and Epic, I use all of them to launch whatever game I want to play, and that’s it.  Personally I wish…

One side literally just stormed the US capitol, erected gallows, and threatened to hang politicians. So no, I have zero desire for unity with anyone who supported that, and the fact that we still have politicians who defend it is disgusting.

I think that is an incredibly narrow definition of the word “art.”  I don’t understand why the word “art” can’t encompass anything creative that a human being does.  Are all games art?  Certainly not.  But surely if a person sits down and says “I’m going to express myself creatively, and that expression is going to…

Not really. Japan has major issues and their prosecutions make the USA’s  prosecutions seem fair and balanced most of the time. If thought-crime and future-crime becomes a real thing, you can bet it’ll start in Japan. Some might say it already is.