When a White man kills somebody, society blames that one man.

From Julian Carr’s 1913 Silent Sam dedication speech:

I just imagine we are all that guy watching the target computer in Star Wars going “alllmost there!” as everyone else is being shot down during the Death Star battle

How I typically enjoy a threesome:

are you trying to imply people on the dark souls reddit aren’t a minority of players?

Eh, it is close enough to be within the margarine of error

I’ve been to Vegas like 10 times for work conferences and I will never understand the focus on “big portion sizes” and “all you can eat buffets” .... I mean pancakes are really very cheap to make and serve, but that doesn’t make me want to have one the size of a pizza. I guess it’s the american bigger is better…

i’m more concerned about the fact that I apparently can’t count to five.

i’m more concerned about the fact that I apparently can’t count to five.

3/4 people mentioned above have my sympy. Fuck that guy for helping to deport his wife. He thought that since ICE had an agreement, they were safe. Wholly selfish. 

Turns out frogs will leave a warming pot of water (link). I bring this up not so much to correct you as to point out that frogs are smarter than this administration.

I feel bad for the entire family, but I’m having a hard time mustering sympathy for Temo. I’m sure the wife and kids love him, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he comes off as a bit of an a-hole. I don’t know if he has anything to say about all this, but the article (I haven’t read the links) makes no mention of any…

This is outrageous! The pizza papa is a part of our history, and they’re wiping our history off of buildings to appease people offended by his use of racial slurs. What’s next? Removing statues of people who were in open rebellion of the United States over the issue of owning people?

Thoughts and Prayers

Just to be clear: there's a huge difference between cannabis and "synthetic cannabis." Not advocating giving pets weed, but it's unlikely your pupper would've had the same damage if he'd eaten a weed-infused edible.

Only selling the regional chips in THEIR markets, rather than being like “taste of the (region)“ and mixed around is dumb. I’m in Texas and I want those goddamn Old Bay chips. I can get queso any time I want.

They're all Christians and don't believe in premarital sex, so what's the big deal? Go to Bible studies and take cold showers.

“I needed 4 screws, but the pack of 25 was $3 while the box of 500 was only $8"