Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Well if someone can’t afford to buy a game, why should they still be entitled to play it? If you don’t have enough money to go drinking, that doesn’t make it okay to break into a liquor store just because you know you won’t get caught.

Not just any stuff, either; the most sensitive and entirely unarmored stuff. Something to keep in mind during discussions of manspreading- there are obviously limits on what is necessary, polite, and/or acceptable, but ‘legs pressed tightly together’ is very much not the optimal sitting position for the li’l guys.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

Those people haven’t played Grim Fandango since the 1990s.

Most surprising part of the headline.

This case is bonkers. The circumstance was a drugged-up teenager with a small knife on an abandoned streetcar. He was contained. He was not a threat.

The captioning bot: “I got dis!”

You said it well enough yourself, fan of the series or not, Cawthon is a very human developer who at least gives a shit.

I have the biggest shit eating grin right now. Im glad I didnt fund him, what put me over the edge was when he announced 2 other kickstarters. it was just icing on the cake when it got delayed and then when he started a 2nd kickstarter fund for one of his projects he got kickstarter funding for, and then it gets…

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

Nothing says America like thinking something that people have been doing for ages is news because it’s being done today in NYC.

I don’t know, I’m kind of uncomfortable making his sisters a part of an Internet meme, even if it is to make fun of him for being a hypocritical asshole. They’re victims of childhood sexual abuse in a cult that has told them from birth that they are worthless because of their gender.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

Stop being friends with those morons.

I take your point, but humbly disagree:

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

Stories like this are really important for people who wave away concerns about concussions with “they knew what they were getting into when they chose football.” They really, really didn’t. When most of today’s pro players started out in the game, they knew about the possibility of physical damage but the neurological…