SwarmofKoalas
Legless Legolas' LEGO Lass
SwarmofKoalas

Her belongings were in his basement.

If their power went out momentarily, accidentally, then probably the wifi router would reset by itself.

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

I though this was real and made with lego :(

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Idiocracy. But only because being in charge means I’d get to be Terry Crews.

A brilliant idea, but I would never let them know the horn is a genetic reproduction because they won’t buy. It’s all about supply and demand - print up a half a billion of these things, make them look like they were freshly harvested, flood the market - the poaching stops.

I now only click on Destiny articles for the intro paragraphs. Jason, you have a gift.

Here’s my impression of you: “Oooo, look at me, I’m MrDineo and I hate fruit.” That’s okay, though. More pie for bears and me!

Wait, people liked the cappucino ones?

We all make that face when we’re about to give teenagers the autism.

Encouragement can really go a long way.

I can’t tell you how many old people have McAfee bloatware on their computer now because of that damn checkbox.

But then how will we mark our territory?