6. They’re vaccinated.

If they didn’t have bots to complain about, they’d have long wait times instead. It’s still better than Artifact, I think they peak at 30 players at this point.

Honestly between 2 different 360s giving me a red ring of death, losing 3 controllers to joycon drift, and my ps4 crashing to the menu a couple times a session I find my PC to be more reliable than any console I’ve owned since the PS2.

Only time I have a PC game crash is when I fuck up by installing a lot of shitty…

I feel like step 1 should be: Don’t be significantly taller than the couch is long.

I’m 6'5" and if I have to choose between laying down weird on a too short couch or the floor, I’ll take the floor. Better a stiff back in the morning than a truly messed up one.

They can do that with voice chat on too.

No, what I mean is if you can choose to fight trainers, then you can make some of those trainers much tougher than they have been in normal pokemon.

I know I’m being way too optimistic of gamefreak, but it would be cool if trainers had flags to show that some are harder than others, since they all seem to be optional now. Like, if you just want exp you can mow em all down but if you don’t wanna deal with the guy who has 6 magikarps then just go for ace trainers or…

I think he was making a ghostbusters joke.

I caught a streamer playing scorn, and I’m very glad I did. For a world seemingly made entirely of living parts and creatures, it’s an incredibly lifeless setting. Felt like someone tried to graft a game to some scenery and it didn’t really work.

I went from kind of interested to removing it from my wishlist within…

Yeah but they’re hoping by canceling it they can keep it from being a 100% loss. Kill 90% of the crabs, they might come back if you leave them alone. Kill all of them, you’ll need a man that looks like Col Sanders with an amber encased mosquito.

Purely from the title I thought this was a cross-posted Onion article making fun of the airline employee shortages or something. Good for her though, that’s really cool.

And then someone can come up with a successful concept that isn’t built around screwing over employees, once the competition that cuts costs by doing so is rightfully eliminated. Yay! Government saves the day again!

Sounds like an unsuccessful business failing. We need more of that.

It’s nuts that one of the richest companies in the world is competing with Second Life and losing. Also nuts that I just checked and Second Life is about 8 months away from its 20th birthday.

“My wife kept on saying it was a scam but I really thought I was the one who had messed up the deposit amount.”

So not only did you lose 45k, but you did it by thinking you were smarter than your wife and not stopping for a second and considering that she was probably right. I’d say solid grounds for a divorce but now…

You’re saying launching a streaming game service in a period where everyone was stuck at home, and it was nearly impossible to get consoles or GPUs is an issue? There could not be a more ideal setting and Stadia still dropped the ball.

And that’s understandable, but don’t expect buyers to overlook the faults that you’ve learned to ignore.

Next they’ll be complaining about brown dwarfs in star trek.

...I’ll see myself out.

*Sighs in disgust at the Wii U*

Obvious jokes tend to be funny, at a minimum. Acting like a horrible parent on the internet as a joke isn’t really funny for people who spend their whole career dealing with terrible people in person.