Runescape had livelier house parties lol

“Sure, they make you sterile, but look how fast these babies move!”

“The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room”

Like, I already knew he was stupid for even trying it, but waiting THREE FUCKING WEEKS?

When the news actually speaks the truth:

Yeah, once you start paying attention you notice that practical effects and props are basically never a vibrant shade of green because there’s always some sort of alteration.

That requires cops to cooperate in investigations though.

Yeah I got a very gently used honda civic for a steal back in The Before Times, and I didn’t expect to keep it forever, just until my work and expenses stabilized a bit. Now that I’m in a good place, I’m still hanging onto the honda because it’s paid off, reliable, no bullshit bells and whistles, and any car that…

Considering how many people in my area have deer freezers the chaos would probably be over in an hour or so.

My guilty meal is whatever they have in a box for $5 at taco bell, with a quick stop next door to the sonic where I can grab a shake. It’s like maybe a twice a year thing, when I’ve had a really bad day.

Holy false equivalency batman! Smoking and being overweight only endangers that person, being unvaccinated and spreading that shit is why google had to change how their bubble maps work because we fucking broke it. They’re also the ones taking all the hospital resources and keeping people with legitimate medical…

...Why wouldn’t we just eat them?

Not gonna run out of low handing fruit on the internet. It’s good business sense to go after the easy marks, since you’re not gonna run out.

I’m not much for farm sims, but if they brought this dude back with a pot farm sim I’d be willing to try it:

450 of that is gathering collectables for a costume you’ll never use, and upgrading weapons you won’t bother equipping.

Bragging about your game being a MMO-level commitment is getting tiresome. I pretty much only play indie games now because they’re generally not a disjointed buzzword-filled experience that requires…

I buy butter in stick form and keep it in a glass dish.

I got saint’s row 3 remaster for free a while back and while I remembered liking it when it was new, I forgot how fun the cars were. Not really a “car game” but I had a blast racing down the highway in the wrong lanes.

Advice I’ve always lived by: If a company brags about honest they are, stay the hell away. It’s a giant red flag, just like a company telling you they treat their workers like family.

This is probably a dumb question, but how do you keep the weight of the resin spacebar from triggering the space key? I’d figure it would be pretty heavy, would you have to brace it with more springs or get extra sturdy switches?

Picked up rogue legacy 2 (in beta) and inscryption for the winter sale. Inscryption is fun, not sure how far I am in the story since it (no spoilers) threw a major curveball at me. Rogue legacy 2 is definitely improved over the original. I’m on boss 5 of 6 (at least to open the gold door, no clue what’s behind that)…