Sorry, Lucas, not spielberg. I’ve never forgiven him for what he did to sharks with Jaws so his name pops out sometimes when I try to curse other directors.

Because the old stuff still sucks. If you find an adult that didn’t grow up watching star wars and tried to get them to watch the original trilogy now, they’d probably get bored and wander off. The plot holes are all still there, they’re just made more obvious as they tried to expand the universe. The acting was…

Considering white leopard geckos go for ~120-500 depending on the morph, $40 isn’t too terrible of a deal. I’m more of a fan of the wild type look though.

Yeah, considering I’m waiting on a kickstarter to deliver that was due last december, it’s really not terribly surprising that they’re struggling too. I waited a couple days before dropping my preorder, this way it’ll be in more capable modder/hacker hands for months before I try to turn it into a portable emulator…

Gonna drop a hot take that a lot of people are gonna hate: The original Star Wars trilogy. It’s fine, as movies go, but the dissonance between the movies (hello accidental twincest), spielberg’s inability to leave the movies the hell alone (seriously, go look at the awful Han Solo neck twitch when he shoots greedo in…

Mind control butt plugs are small time schemes compared to the hackable chastity device.

Eat the rich.

I wonder if it’s a speedrunner strat. Skipping unnecessary characters would save a ton of time in the long run.

This might be the most pointless leak ever lol. I’d be shocked if they did anything drastic for this remake. Honestly probably going to skip this game since platinum is still quite playable.

It was by all accounts a good card game with a spectacularly greedy and short sighted scheme. You couldn’t earn cards, they all had to be purchased for cash in packs, or bought and sold on the steam marketplace. The idea was that you could make money selling rare cards or whatever, with valve taking their cut every…

Well, people still talk about the Titanic too so maybe buzz doesn’t correlate with success lol. But we’re using steam metrics because that’s what’s available. But honestly, if there were secretly tens of thousands of console players on this they’d probably be advertising it. All we know really is sales metrics, which…

Yup. To put that in context, 8k people are playing fallout 76 on steam. Fallout New Vegas, a 11 year old single player game, has almost 6k right now. Hell, half life 2, a nearly 20 year old game that’s almost as old as steam, has it beat with a little over 800 players. It’s dead, Jim.

Fun fact though, Artifact, Valve’s…

You’re maybe an hour into the game, if I remember right. Depending on how much time you wasted playing cards (not really a waste, one of the ways to get broken in that game fast is getting water magic through the card game in a fairly convoluted process and junctioning it).

I’d restart, but probably the only critical…

It’s been a while since I have, but I think the joke is that roadhog is kind of feast or famine. His main mechanic is grabbing people and pulling them towards him, pulling some characters can be a boon for getting them out of place, pulling the wrong person (someone who wants to be in your face anyway) can be a death…

Realms of the Haunting was a game that scared the bajeezus out of me and my brother. Looking at it now it looks super dated, but at the time it was an amazingly detailed game. IIRC the opening cinematic of a feather falling was like, 70% of the file lol.

RIP.

If it makes you feel better, before I built this desktop I was on a very old gaming laptop with a 550. That was a large jump in quality.

I’ve had issues with cyberpunk but that’s definitely the game lol. It was still playable, which is better than a lot of people could say at release.

Guess I’ll be sticking with my 1070 for the forseeable future. At least I mostly play older games anyway lol