“de Fondaumière reportedly looked at the judges and asked, “But I’m not under oath, so can I lie?””

Smooth.

Here’s a classic:

I don’t remember that. My eyes were probably closed then lol

Dammit I was going to make that joke. Take your damn star.

My brother and I were terrified of ‘the Watcher in the Woods’. It’s a horror movie for kids where basically nothing happens for an hour and a half except scary music and occasional floating lights.

Kids are indeed stupid.

Between these guys, the strawberry dart frog and the cinnamon frog I’m sure I can make something...

Haha, no way. They don’t want a vaccine. They’d rather dump them in the harbor than let someone with a different skin tone have them, but since most of them think vaccines are more dangerous than covid, threatening them with not getting the shot is giving them exactly what they want, and an excuse to bitch on facebook…

Komala has a unique ability, comatose. It’s treated as asleep without actually having the status condition, so it can use moves that usually require you to be asleep, like Sleep Talk and Snore. It also can’t be afflicted by many status conditions, so it’s immune to burn, freeze, poison, and paralysis.

While this…

My favorite wacko conspiracy my grandma shared on FB was that people were stuffing $100 bills with knockout drugs in car handles that somehow work with skin contact. Second favorite was sticking GPS devices on cars to follow them home and then rob them. Which is stupid because why not just rob a house when there’s no…

I don’t know if I’d make attack the default option lol

Why not just make a better sandwich using your own food before you do all the yardwork? It’ll be better, cheaper, made of real food, and doesn’t require doing business at a subway.

AKA: The only version I own because it was $5 lol. Didn’t make it very far though. Wasn’t very impressed with it, honestly.

I’d appreciate basically 3 options for the polls:
1. Yes, nice price
2. No, but not bad/far off/etc
3. Oh hell no.

This would be a 3.

On the plus side, if you don’t finish it you can reenact Julius Caesar:

my problem is that I ignored the main story, did all the side missions/waypoints, and then got back to right after (spoilers) Jackie died as a lv 50 fully tricked out monster and just kinda slapped my way through a decent chunk of the game burned out and unchallenged.

“There are five base classes in Biomutant. (Those who pre-ordered get access to a sixth, the mercenary.)”

Wasn’t aware of this. Considering the lukewarm reception the game has gotten, that basically cemented me getting the Complete Edition or whatever in a couple years for a good sale price.

I’m guessing a man did it first, since she’s the first woman to do it. Probably named Yurchenko lol.

Did *you* read what you said? Because if you fully blame frontier you must think the playerbase is part of Frontier, considering how you went off on them in the first sentence, and most of the comment itself.

First of all, the test was limited. Second, it shouldn’t be the players’ responsibility to make sure the game is functional. If you had thought about it for 5 seconds before you just blamed them for the game’s issues you probably would have realized how stupid that take is.