When I read this headline, I didn't put 2 & 2 together re: the actual sex. So I thought you were just referring to her as "fucking Lindsay Lohan." As in"I'm so sick of that fucking Lindsay Lohan." I was like DAMN, MARK. DAMN.

Both of y'all need to just bow down to crepes. For real.

It's so unfortunate when the artistic purity of epistolary cat videos is sullied by filthy lucre.

We're gonna need a bigger shark.

I think I would go with

All I know is that every time I try to wear nothing but sparkly cinnamon sugar in public, all people say is, "Mister, have you been drinking?" and "GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR STARBUCKS!" It simply isn't fair.

The worst is random aholes walking up and touching your stomach. I HATED that. My sister in law had a great shirt she loved to wear when she was pregnant. I wish they had it when I was pregnant.

I interviewed these two back in their heyday...it was the closest I've come to living a David Lynch film.

I think my favorite part is that it's available as an XS.

"...fictitional," for when you just gotta have another syllable.

I love that the title is not just "hateful minds," but "hateful little minds." The adjective is not necessary, but it is absolutely needed to drive the point home that he thinks all girls are fucking sociopaths.

Calling Nancy Grace a news anchor really stretches the meaning of the phrase "news anchor."

It always depends on the author. The most awesome author on this site (in my opinion) is Rebecca. She doesn't really use such words (or deletes people's comments). The rest, not so much.

Well, I know what CNN is going to be running with for the next three months. I wonder if there's a Slenderman-Flight 370 connection. Actually, No I don't. But Wolf Blitzer does.

Her shit sailed longggg ago, my friend. Long ago.

USB plugs carry on that proud tradition.

daps

weird... no /programmers?

1. Incredibly likely and uuuuugh.

Well, if you've been hiding them away like a squirrel, then this would be perfect timing.