True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

Sometimes I am not an idiot.

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

Why? Why does bingo attract consistently crazy people? This crosses cultural and geographical boundaries.What is it about bingo that draws these people?

Yes, but fortunately, with my parents, the fucks to give flying out the window hasn’t caused them to become geriatric bullies. They just wear socks with sandals now.

Oh! I do have a story. But it does paint me and some of my friends in a bad light. All the same, here it goes.

It’s like Florida, frozen into an ice cube.

I’m just impressed those racist shits from Arkansas could correctly spell “KKK.”

This font size is appropriate imho

For real though, the movie had a really interesting point to make about self-determination. It’s not just about the women, who were born and bred to give birth or give milk-although THAT particular theme was plainly obvious-the “war boys” were born to be slaves, too, destined to go to war and die to go to Valhalla.…

“Sort of like when the Archduke Ferdinand announced his courtship to that bullet.”

Not so, says the anonymous mother who, despite indications otherwise by both the instructor and former students, says that no one was ever informed of this final project or the nudity involved until last Thursday.

• Highly restrictive abortion laws are not associated with lower abortion rates. For example, the abortion rate is 29 per 1,000 women of childbearing age in Africa and 32 per 1,000 in Latin America—regions in which abortion is illegal under most circumstances in the majority of countries. The rate is 12 per 1,000 in…

Does anyone else sees the irony in the name? Charl(es) and Diana united by Elizabeth and nothing else. Also, I feel bad for parents who have called their children Charlotte or Charlie in recent years.

Yep me too love my heels too damn much I wear them for me and they make me look taller and great and I plan to be buried with some of them lol

I don’t think they’re anti-feminist any more than smoking is. They’re just something people do for an image, and they may damage your health. But that’s your business (she said, shoveling another handful of kettle corn into her maw).

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Keith Villiardo's story achieves peak Canada.... it takes place at a Tim Horton`s drivethru, involves an eccentric yet harmless customer, and both the server and the customer act amazingly polite all things considered.

idk those dudes know whatsup

Cat will not abide cat-calling...or cat-calling related attempted murder.