Fun Fact-Hippos are the most dangerous large land animal in Africa. They are mostly vegetarian, but territorial AF and the definition of HANGRY.

I sobbed uncontrollably when I saw the commercial. SOBBED. Now, I’m filled with rage. Rage and sorrow. Thanks a lot, Universal. You Dicks.

I couldn’t agree more and share you complete terror.

I would be totally OK with this

I love him so much, I guess the silver lining of this madness is that we get to see people like Franken stepping into their hero roles, and the hope that they can make a change.

Every minute of every day... it’s getting worse.

!!!HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE!!!!!

This is the most depressing thing I have read in a while... which is clearly saying a lot given our current EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE world.

what does any of this even mean? What does it matter when demonstrably truths seem to mean nothing now that the orange troll is coming into power? There is no accountability or ethics or fucking anything anymore.

I’m saving this for a day where I really need a good cathartic cry.

OH, HA!

used a surrogate? Why?

In my JV Squad we wore uniforms from the late 80s. This was 96.

I knocked 2 teeth out in cheerleading and split my lip open... just during an average practice. This was also in the 90s when it was still somewhat tame. I look back and think DEAR GOD HOW DID I SURVIVE WITHOUT A HEAD INJURY?! I read somewhere, and I could be totally wrong but whatever, that Cheerleading has more…

Man I hope these girls get to go. The determination and skill it takes to reach the level of Nationals in mind blowing. The athleticism that it takes to be a competitive cheerleader is on par with professional athletes (IMHO).

I believe, and this could have changed in the last few years-that it’s mainly because Cheerleading isn’t considered a “Sport”. So, it does not get any school funding as a football team or soccer team would. As a team, you pay for and fund raise for almost everything. From uniforms to competitions. There is a very…

Were you a cheerleader? Did you practicing day and night for up to a year perfecting a 4 minute routine to achieve the ultimate goal of making it to Nationals?

It’s the furthest thing from wrong.

That was exactly me last night when my 1 1/2 yr old threw his dinner to the dogs. Its INFURIATING. His name is also Xander, coincidentally.

It’s still there in her instagram videos... along with the baby voice she seems to use for Alec.