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You know someone is guilty as FUCK when their Lawyer is wearing a black on black suit and looks more like a bouncer and/or a dude at a Jersey wedding.

I’m sorry, what happened? I was slightly... distracted.

I LOVE that it’s spelled with a C and she didn’t fall into the “spell everything with a K so we are all on brand" kardashian insanity.

Allison Dubois!!! I just discovered Hulu plus has all old eps of RHOBH so I re watched the “dinner party from hell” eps! Really amazing stuff there, pure gold!

I WORE 4 INCH LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES-29 DOLLARS!!

That reminds me that it's been weeks since I could comfortably shave my legs. Just another reason the maxi dress is saving my from frumpy pregnancy hell.

Yes yes yesssssssss to this!

Fuck THIS! I’m tall and pregnant and maxi dresses are the only thing that is keeping me from wearing leggings and/or pajamas 24/7.

It sounds like Dempsey was being a major diva dbag. I’ve seen a few interviews where he all but admits that he is only doing Greys for the money, so he can fund his racing team. Considering how Shonda doesn’t even kind of fuck around, I guess we should have seen this coming. I blame them both. Except my loins, they…

I was literally sobbing. SOBBING. I knew he had signed on for another season and was not expecting it at all. Granted, I'm also 7 months pregnant so I cry at commercials these days. Not fucking cool, Shonda.

Nope. Doesn't matter if they care. They are wearing ugly shift dresses in awful floral patterns. Like preppy clowns.

YES TO ALL OF THIS.

It sounds like Kim was drunk when it happened. Also, Kyle “forgot” to give Alexis her antibiotics (according to Kim) which caused the bone infection. At least that’s what I got from a few cast blogs/articles and rewatching the reunion. If you listen clearly to Kim while everyone else is screaming over her you can hear…

oh man...lord above please strike down those see-through dresses and tiny denim shorts. Ladies, YOU LOOK AWFUL!! About .5% of you can actually pull it off without looking like straight rediculous. Please, I beg you, stop this and dress for your actually body, not for a Hadid body.

Yes, season 4 wasn’t as amazing and the original 3 but I am still pretty FUCK YEAH about this. I’ll take my Gob anyway I can get him.

HOLY.FUCK. That video. sobbing.

Carol is really such a sweet man. I used to see him at work from time to time. The first time I met him as Big Bird I squealed, jumped up and down, and then started crying. I was suddenly living a childhood dream and my feels just could not deal. It was pretty embarrassing.

Is this EVER a good look?! And fuck you, Jared Leto. You managed to make your "Douchebag Jesus" look the lesser of two evils.

I viciously judge people who see nothing wrong with going to the circus. There, I said it. I've even gotten into a heated debate with my own mother about how the elephants are treated. She now donates to an elephant sanctuary, I won that argument.