Oh the feels.... Amazing what a crying cartoon elephant gif can do to a grown (and very pregnant) women.

your mom is awesome

I use Merrick grain free for both of my dogs. I'm heard about problems with these cheaper brands before I even rescued my dogs and went with a top of the line brand after a lot of research. People said I was crazy for paying what I do and spending so much time on deciding what food to feed them. I'm totally ok with…

And his cuticles look like little moons

I need Jared Leto to cut his hair Jordan Catalano style. It would really help with his current level of douchery.

tagalongs USED to be the shit, but when I bought some this year they were totally jacked up!!! Different recipe, way less peanut butter and overall lame. I was infuriated!!!

I felt so... confused/gross/confused.

True. As much as he is a disgusting human, my subconscious is all "Yummm...tall and beefy". I hate myself.

Zack has a history on these shows of being a total fucking pig and AWFUL to women. He screams obscenities and degrades his female team mates so often it really makes you wonder how MTV can keep casting him.

Yay Beagles!! My beagle is the most cuddly dog I have ever met, they have "selective hearing" re: I'ma do what I want, but SOO ADORBS! And those ears!!

She wrote about her experience a few years ago-

I feel like that is a standard "apology" for that generation. Which is fucking dreadful.

I propose MTV goes old school with a Road Rules reboot. Set up these over privileged, reality star wannabes to THINK that they are going to some crazy amazing mansion in some hip city... and then they show up to a Winnebago. All old Road Rules rules apply. 1 bag of belongings. No money. No credit cards. Must work…

I love this story. I love any story that involves those huge ass camcorders.

You feel old as fuck at 26? Homie, I watched this shit premiere, had a prepubescent crush on Eric Neis and couldn't wait until I was 18 so I could apply. I'm fucking ancient.

My heart is all-

How about the half bodies?! Legs in the woods behind the settlement and upper torso/heads in that truck when they are leaving?

It was his MOTHER and brothers that he was looking for.

I'm totally fine with it. I keep waiting for Jane to walk in and ask him WTF he's doing there. DWJ is and will remain Brad in my heart. God damn, when will the pain of the Happy Endings cancellation stop? 2 yrs later and I'm STILL crushed.