"We doubt that she ever yelled “I’m DONE,” since that is the intellectual property of Sammi from Jersey Shore."-Hahaha, I just spit water all over my computer, well done Dodai.
More like your morning cry until your boss comes to ask you if you need to take a mental day. Straight ugly baby cry over here. That song alone, its like an instant sobfest.
My dog has this reaction to me every day when I come home from work. Best feeling ever!
The scariest part is that everyone is just walking by, just trying to ignore it while people area actually being attacked.
"Replace the green screen with a video of your choice by using a video editing program like: Camtasia for Mac, Final Cut Pro, Adobe After Effects, Adobe Premiere Pro, ...and more" I'm cursing my office for not giving me access to ANY of these programs. They've made a huge mistake.
Yes damn these allergies indeed! All of this liquid leaking out of my eyes, stupid pollen.
What is with Jaden Smith’s face? Either that’s his "cool yet unimpressed" face or he has no idea where he is.
This is the "Seriously?! You cone'd me in my sleep? And WTF is up with these spongebob socks?! Not cool you guys, NOT COOL." look.
LOVE Rich Girls!!!
Nancy Jo Sales interviewed Taylor Swift. Thats what I got out of that article. How often do you think Nancy Jo is thanked for being part of this epicly amazing reality TV moment? Not nearly enough I assume. Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling...
Well clearly nothing under 3 carats will do. Anything less simply wouldn’t go with a fairytale wedding complete with Cinderella ball gown, 30 person wedding party and tiara. I mean, who needs a saving acct for the future when everybody knows that 1 day and 1 ring are the MOST important things in a girl’s life!…
I just became obsessed with Macklemore, and I love dogs-so it feels like this was posted just for me! Huzzah!
I just looked up dead dog beach. After basically crying to my boyfriend about how sad it was I donated to The Dead Dog Beach Project.
How did you end up on jezebel with a total lack of any sense of humor?
from wikipedia-"Wearstler briefly worked a low-level job in the art department for the film So I Married an Axe Murderer and decided not to pursue a career in the film industry". Perhaps shes smelled like soup.
tears, I'm such a sucker for moments.
Ok Lindsay take it down a notch
I will watch any Real Housewives of ANYTHING any day, any place, and time. It’s my crack.
May I present the fantastically low budget Swedish Chef cereal commercial. I had it on a VHS with Goonies taped off TV and I have never forgotten it. I also watched that tape until it literally gave up and quit.... but i digress. Try to get though the day without yelling "SCRUMPTIOUS!"