I got to 1:52 before I started crying at my desk. Its a real good look for a Monday.

Oh Mitch Hurwitz, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime!

The sad thing is that a good amount of these hate filled morons are kids, and based on their high school-esq pictures I assume some can't even vote yet.

It truly is amazing that I find myself forgetting what a despicable chode Nik Richie is, thanks to Doug Whatshisfacefromlost. Its like when Dina Lohan made Michael Lohan look like a respectable parent on Dr. Phil.

I literally tear up when I see sloths, that's how much I love them.

Liz Taylor, JFK and the dude from Unsolved Mysteries... mind BLOWN.

Yes! Same! I want every suit! And not 1 second of body shaming while looking down at my thighs in disgust. Huzzah!

Yes, 3 not 2.

Its Vegas, this is what is SUPPOSE to happen. And with a hot ginger... *drools on keyboard*

Thank you!! I was just racking my brain on that one!

I haven't been this excited for something to come back since the RHOBH season 2, and that really saying a lot. Tracie makes me less terrified of one day being a mom who loves the green. Congrats Tracie and Rich!

Oh thank baby jesus I'm not the only person who is completly obsessed with Sloths. I would have spontaniously combusted with happiness. I have decided THIS is the year I will see/hold one and I fully expect to be a blubbering mess the whole time. 2012 - The YEAR OF THE SLOTH!

Pot Psychology, how i miss you. Like, a lot. So much so that it reminds me that I am not ready to grow up, have kids ect. I miss watching other ppl get stoned while I'm stoned way too much to be a responsible adult.

I've actually met him, and its even better in person. I got so nervous I pounded him and blew it up when he went in for a handshake. I'm an embarrassment to women everywhere.

Ed Burns Ed Burns Ed Burns Ed Burns Ed Burns... that is all.

@weaselina: Yup! Shat right in there and then left them on her bedroom floor. The scary part was her freely admitting it like it was no big deal. We also found a use tampon under her bed when we went to move it... she said her BF wouldnt bang her on her period so she wipped it under there so she could get some...the…

I gave up on roommates 6 yrs ago. Why you ask? Well my last one would routinely wear my underwear, pick her nose and wipe it places and leave her obnoxious Pomeranian alone all day to piss all over the apartment. The Pièce de résistance was when I found my brand new white overly expensive Abercrombie sweatpants (it…