When my daughter was a few months old, we went to Mr Tooty’s company picnic at Hershey Park in PA. It was hotter than hell, and I needed to nurse her, so I sat down, in the full sun in a gazebo filled with senior citizens wilting in the heat-there was nowhere else and certainly nowhere air conditioned, and I was not…

Glad Miss Trunchbull found work after Crunchem Hall. Those kids are going to be eating a lot of cake.

(Read in David Attenborough voice)

If this becomes an effective defense, boy that Nigerian Prince is about to get his comeuppance.

It’s interesting how Megan McCain went from being “this is a topic that some on the right believe to be a culture war” to “this is a culture war” in five minutes.

Don’t you know that if you’re not a chaste, squeaky clean victim, you’re not *really* a true victim and must be making shit up to ruin an innocent man's life? Come on now, this is ‘Murrica.

Most border collies, some german shepherds, and a handful of huskies are probably Lawful.

The only problem with this is that there’s a Paladin dog, and I dare ANYONE to show me a dog that can pull off any kind of Lawful alignment. 

Thoughts and Prayers. 

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

“And then, because I was a gentleman, I picked up that vagina off the ground... and she accused me of groping her!!!!!!!!!”

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

I want to take fail videos and caption them all ‘take that libtards’.

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Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

There’s also the fact that it simply isn’t true. McCain has talked about this. He’s talked about how the North Vietnamese hung him up from a tree by the hands and wrists with his arms twisted behind him until he gave up the names of the commanding officers in Vietnam. If I recall the story correctly, he gave them the…

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

So if a wealthy middle-aged man was accosted on the street by six young men who demanded he come with them and then hand them his wallet and his car keys, if they didn’t actually hit him, then they wouldn’t be guilty of robbery?

If these parents had gotten decent sex ed themselves they’d have learned that pulling out rarely works.