Just give me a XBLA port of the arcade game at 400MSP. Even if the new graphics were well done, I don't want to pay that much for them when I know I'd only beat the game a couple times and never touch it again.

Damn you, console exclusives! *shakes fist* I'll be over here in the corner hoping the game sucks so I don't feel as bad about not having a PS3 :P

If you have the type of friends who do nothing but grief you in New Super Mario Bros. then I would guess that any co-op game would suck.

Yes. The most rat-bastardly of all the Canadians.

Canadians. Those squirrelly bastards.

If you change your gaming behavior because of this, the terrorists have won.

But it's done that way on purpose. It's not a list of "games that perfectly nailed what they were going for, but we don't really like it." Otherwise Max Payne would be on there.

This is reprinted from the Onion, right? Right?!

You should just get the original PC release. The graphics are surprisingly nice for such an old game and it's lots of fun.

I know you have a 360. You elitist fuck :P

I don't care about graphics, what are the achievements?

So pretty! If it plays half as good as it looks, I'll definitely get it.

You have it all backwards. Cocaine is boring, hallucinogens are fascinating.

Wrong lesson! Bad politician! No kickbacks for you. (best I could think of for a play on the bad cop, no donut thing).

You'd think prohibition would have taught politicians a lesson. Of course, that would mean thinking politicians can be taught so i guess that's kind of silly.

Misusing your money doesn't make you poor. Not having money makes you poor.

It's not that poor families have a lot of stuff, it's that poor is incorrectly defined for political purposes.

I've been really happy with the instruments that came with the Beatles set. You can get it for about $160 (scroll down to about the middle of the page, past the "Featured Merchants")

It is your right to have a wrong opinion.

More games should be shameless rip-offs of Arkham. I need a break every once in awhile from the shameless rip-offs of Modern Warfare.