Any time you see an offensive tag, send a complaint.

Did you miss the "34 times" bit? If someone wants to continually flout the rules, they don't get to complain when there's a harsh punishment.

I believe it's $10, although I've heard that forced gamertag changes are free.

High Voltage is a major company?

Thanks. I sent you a friend request (I'm hoping you also go by DoctorAvenue on XBL). I should tell you that it will likely be awhile before I'm able to get Portal 2 as I am very poor (when it comes to disposable income, anyway).

I don't have it yet, but it will be on the 360 when I do.

Not having someone else to play with is the problem. That's why I was excited by the headline, then let down by the article.

So, all of it can be done with one person except for the most important bit that's needed to advance? Thanks for shattering my hopes that I'd get to experience the co-op campaign.

Damn it! I really want one of those sexy new models. The 360S, too *rimshot*

The fatties were going to complain too, but every time they picked up the phone to call the news station their fingers just automatically dialed Domino's.

That was my first thought as well. I really like the new Xbox design.

A period of poor decision making all-around, huh?

It's titling a song with no actual irony "Ironic."

Nice.

"brainless pap strapped down to brilliant marketing engines" is a compliment?

Irony is actually defined as "rain on your wedding day."

Nowhere yet. So far they've only announced what will be available, more details on still to come.

Yes, it has happened in your lifetime, but you are probably also going insane. So is everyone else, so it's cool.

"(and amorous one-off, for that mater)" should be (and amorous one-off, for that matter)