I just got little no-name his 4 month shots. Takes it like a champ; one minute crying and done is done. He does get fussy for a day, but all in all not so bad.

And god help you if your antivirus isn't up to date.

Haha I couldn't get it out of muh head until I said it!

As much as I love Ru's drag race, I should be trading in my husband by now for a female model if this is the case. Don't worry conservative bible throwing kids of Florida. I'm quite sure you'll be safe from "teh gays" influences. Your own parents backwards influence...not so much.

And with a heart wrenching cry, everyone quickly realized that now....

Ugh. I hope you do everything you can to find another gyno. The one I go to is in a group; while I was pregnant I knew they all took turns on call so I thought I'd at least meet them in case they were the ones available when I had my child. One of them, the entire visit kept reminding me I was fat. Finally I told him…

I just broke my pinkie toe on a baby swing. A BABY SWING. Of all things. Not the coffee table, not the wheel under my footboard (though these things attack me viciously all the times) but nope - baby swing. I feel your pain, and truly sympathize with you as an anonymous internet voice should. And offer a cupcake.

Shhhhhhh! Don't give them ideas!

Sorry honey. Mary sort of ruined the excuse of "it was divine intervention, dammit!!" for everyone else, one time use only. And I feel that with most of these religious institutions, that would be the only excuse they might take to cover us wimmens' wiley slutty ways.

I love the humor of all of these articles. Especially now, since I have a 4 month old boy. But...I am now wondering. Can I give him back? I have receipts.

Hmmm. I suppose it might have an interest there; however, it's more of a local level with late models, street stocks, etc. on dirt - though I have been published in national level dirt mags. Is there an interest in that on Jalopnik?

Ugh. Not anymore. They're all in commitments, and longing for love, etc. I preferred the unabridged whoring.

I actually was never that into sports, though I did play in high school a loooong time ago. But, now my business depends on it. I am a motorsports photographer, and never shown any interest in it until my husband shared his love for it. Next thing I know, I'm shooting for several different tracks.

I saw it. It pretty much added up to the state legislature of MI decided to act like an auction house instead of any form if government. It's like they ran out of toilet paper, and decided that piece of paper under glass had absolutely no value, or use except to flush it.

I am not alone! We shall swim rebelliously against this tide of the mindless grape jelly hoarde! Ya know. Like, 300 style.

I beg to differ. For I give you........Blackberry jelly for the mighty pb & J sammich.

I do! Then again I'm good at doing that sober. It just gets worse drunk.

Right back atcha!

I don't neccessarily feel "sexier." However I do go through phases named Easy, Super easy, and finally "spout useless unending facts while doin' the deed easy." Go useless facts!

Eh, I now have a parasite of my own. I never could really stand em before. I was the one handing your child back to you turning my nose up, while he sagged in his diaper with a tiny nuclear bomb. Now, it's sort of "Oh. everyone else ran. so now I have to deal with it."