See, this is why we invented truck bed covers. That way when you're hauling your children around in the back, no one can see your business!

This kind of looks like Hunson Abadeer, from Adventure time. In his crazy chaos form, at least.

It was the first thing I thought too. I'll join you in the corner and we'll giggle like 12 year olds.

Pictures, or it didn't happen! heh.

After having recent gall bladder surgery, I am intimate in this matter. Sometimes, I'm happy I only have to go once a day. Others, I think to myself "god! Is my anus bleeding?!!" I have become one with the poo.

I feel this is relevant to the discussion at hand.

Make that two. For I cannot help but follow you after posting such a story.

Sounds to me as if you're just WAY too hard pressed to assure the pitiful serfs of the fiefdom that you are truly the noble lady of the Baron. Oh no! The peasants may be doubting your regency! This type of ego posting is kind of boorish.

I think that would have been a good reason to justify having to pay bail.

I suppose cleaning blood out of it would be the same as built up tree sap.

Sheesh. I'm just happy my kid hit one year, still alive, and only bruised a couple of times in that specific year.

I hate when they always bring up video games. Beat your spouse? Video games. Wreck your car into a convenience store? video games.

I'm assuming you weren't invited to the all secret liberal obamathon abortion party. There were free cupcakes and everything! heh.

Ok. So, minus the outrageous world population, The fact that they really mean we should be having perfect white babiez, My c-section alone cost a grand total of $25,000, counting doc appointments up until deliver. Now for the many who don't have good insurance or any at all...I suppose you high living bitches just…

Sigh. I'm right there with you, and a native as well. I really, really hate this stereotyping that just reinforces what others think about us already. That doesn't include the fact it's horrible trash reality TV...but we certainly don't need this portrayal to add on top of what the Whites have already given us.…

I assist in caring for a family member, who, though he is pretty good at being able to take care of himself will never be able to live on his own or be responsible for himself. It's also well known that if something happens to his parents, he will become my responsibility. Personally we have always thought he was a…

Buddy Jesus descends, and with a holy choir in the background, and gives a thumbs up in approval. Bam! Diapers for you!

I do believe near the end it started to become mocking. The dog is an asshole. I so want it!

And lo, far off on the horizon, you see a moving mirage. As it grows closer...and closer, you are filled with a sense of dread and paralyzing fear. You hurry to lock up your valuables, hide your children, and clutch your worn, antique pearls as the mirage develops into....A roving gang of criminal single mothers! Oh…

I blame Nancy Grace. Really. I hate Nancy Grace. But she dragged this entire case through the mud, on national TV daily - leading to the majority of americans already condemning the girl, regardless of her actual guilt or innocence.

Yup. This will make the baby jesus cry.