What a pussy over some pussy! Hockey players would get right back into the swing of things with a five hole goal.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I have to say this is one of the few reboots where I’ve really liked what they’ve done with the series and it’s not felt like a sell out. This really feels like it could lead to the world of the original movie.

And this just confirms everything us Bears fans suspected, he did not work his ass off for the team.

I know Chuck Berry is up there in heaven smiling down on all of us and pleasuring himself everytime a woman uses the bathroom.

This is so deliciously good.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Holy crap, I just had an idea. Everyone needs to start watching The Apprentice immediately. Organize it through social media. Give Arnold 2x the ratings Trump had. It would be like giving Trump a permanent ingrown toenail.

Brian Leetch is the reason I follow/love hockey, so I’m biased.

I can’t be the only one loving that old school Huskies logo. How did they choose Raptors over Huskies? Man, the 90's were weird. I’m certain that this is a re-branding everyone would get behind.

I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

CX-5 bebing a little too big is a funny statement :p

The CX-5 gets a pass in my book.

Do you hate all crossovers? We just had a baby and CX-5 and its competitors fit exactly what we needed. Cars like WRX were too small for the baby seats, full suv’s too large, most mid size sedans are meh. For people like us who wanted teh smallest vehicle we could fit in with a baby seat crossovers were exactly that.…

America I swear to Baby Jesus if we elect the man that the Dalai Lama is mocking we don’t deserve nice things ever again.

As the greatest country on earth and the driver of the world’s biggest entertainment industry, we saw Canada and London with their crazy mayors getting lots of attention and decided we had to get one of those for ourselves, just bigger, better, and for the top billing job.

Given that your country hires judges who admit that they have no practical knowledge of Canadian law (see this guy here: http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/12/world/robin-camp-rape-comments-trnd/), I will be applying to become a judge in Ontario should Trump win.

That’s nice. We’ll arrest you if you come over btw.