#TeamPoehler

Was it this guy?

Guy says he gets tons and tons of tail, yet wastes tons of time online harassing women who won't sleep with him...? wait a second! Something is not adding up here!

When even an eight-year-old (which is how old I was when I first saw it) knows you're pandering, you might have overdone it a bit.

Superman is not Batman, he's a solar-powered god, he's not a psychologically traumatized, mopey, emo billionaire.

His son also said his father knows how serious this is, remarking that he'd probably only score 25 goals if he came back to the NHL today.

So much for the ass-eating renaissance.

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

Gonna go with the food from Hook, pre-food fight of course.

That's not really that off the wall. Arousal or even social interaction with females has been shown to increase testosterone levels by up to 30% of baseline.

I wish we'd seen Burton's third film. In retrospect, it's not REALLY "Batman" as we usually know him, but it's sure a fun/more interesting interpretation of the world than anything we got out of Schumacher.

I still think it's clear that Superman had to kill Zod, and it is no different than how he handled Zod in the comics. I do understand why some people couldn't handle SUperman of all people killing someone.

Those are just io9ers still feeling hurt by Man of Steel.

Mac and Me. (1988)

How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?

You can't get Hope down, you know, because Hope Floats.