#TeamPoehler

Was it this guy?

Guy says he gets tons and tons of tail, yet wastes tons of time online harassing women who won't sleep with him...? wait a second! Something is not adding up here!

His son also said his father knows how serious this is, remarking that he'd probably only score 25 goals if he came back to the NHL today.

So much for the ass-eating renaissance.

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

That's not really that off the wall. Arousal or even social interaction with females has been shown to increase testosterone levels by up to 30% of baseline.

How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?

You can't get Hope down, you know, because Hope Floats.

Sorry Lululemon, just because you've managed to convince a lot of women, and no doubt many men, that they're expected to look "fashionable" while working out, doesn't mean I'll be forking over my cash.

Finally!

A Kardashian being treated like an entitled asshole?

Beat yourself in front of a camera: 7 games

"Purposefully wearing the wrong numbers on the helmet? Minimum four games."

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.