AA would’ve signed him.

Biggest douche in Hollywood?

I’ve never found this show funny.

German bratwurst.

One of my best friends @sausagefingaz saved my life a few years back at a Jays game. We were sitting on the third base line and he blocked a screaming liner from hitting me right in the face with his sausage fingers.

Money.

Treat guns like cars.

I have Lulu gear my GF bought me 3 years ago and Nike gear I bought at the same time. I workout literally every day. The Lulu stuff still is fine but the Nike gear which cost 30% less is in just as good shape. I agree that Lulu stuff is quality but it’s way too overpriced.

So fucking overpriced.

$217 million per playoff win.

I still can’t believe people get married when it’s fact that there’s a greater than 50% chance you’ll lose 1/2 your wealth while putting you and your family through tremendous stress and anguish.

One of the best.

Awesome.

Most punchable face ever?

I’m in Toronto and I listen to the Boomer and Carton podcast; mostly because Boomer’s a huge Rangers fan; but would be interested to hear what the commenters think of the show in the States.

Nothing’s better than an iced cold vodka soda with fresh lemons, limes and oranges.

I can’t be the only one who thinks JJ Watt is a total douche bag who is being built up as this superhero but will ultimately be found out to be a total fraud?

Every time I see him I hear John Stewart saying his last name.

The Raiders just based on this photo.