I’m not a cat guy but that’s friggin cute.

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I sharted in my underwear/jock combo during a varsity hockey game.

He’ll always be Teddy to me.

Completely wasted on Rev’s; waiting in a massive line at the Molson Amphitheatre to see Oasis. Torrential downpour of rain soaks us all. Zero portapotty’s in site and need to piss real bad. Just stand there and piss myself while steam rises from my jeans.

Still the biggest douche in Hollywood?

#EaglesWing

I agree 100%. My GF and I have been together forever and everyone knows our plans and people still ask us why we aren’t having kids.

Kids fucking suck.

Not a cat guy...

I can’t be the only one who thinks his clothes and shoes are fucking terrible?

I use this same comment whenever I see one of these posts.

What a fucking loser. It’s just a fucking baseball.

Getting married in general is the single biggest mistake someone can make.

She just needs to get fucked.

Just the fucking worst guy.

I love Jay and Dan so much but there would be no Jay and Dan if not for Dan and Keith.

Jay and Dan are the best and have always said they owe a lot of their success to the influence Patrick had on them.