I fucking love stuffed crust pizza so much.

My tattoos.

Was at Thursday’s game in the nose bleeds and it was still great. My back was turned when Pillar made his catch.

Oh god I WILL be morning drinking. Let's go Blue Jays.

Was at the game last night. I was coming back to my seat with beer and treats with my back to the play as this play happened and missed the catch.

Hate the Pens but this is damn cute.

I love Lake Bell so much.

Just Google “George Bell drop kick"

Serena has that title I think.

That wig tho.

As a Jays fan; all I want is meaningful ball in September.

Fuck this fucking idiot dentist.

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Two tall boys at the Jays game costs $25. Fuck you Rogers.

I fucking hate kids.

Getting married in general is for suckers.

He looks like Janice Dickinson.