Unless uncle dies*

Think it’s called a homer 

I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

This becomes more frustrating when you are in a lobby trying to sell millions of dollars worth of drugs or guns.

I was in a restaurant yesterday, just wanted to relax and look at my email, had ordered and was chilling out at a table that I had chosen that was admittedly away from the rest of the crowd - and a woman walked to the back of the restaurant and decided to use the table smack next to me to change her kid’s diaper. No…

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

He did more than that. He never called her a name to your face. He never reacted when she slapped the back of his seat or his car in general. He never reacted when she threatened his livelihood or fraudulent legal action. He is not a saint, but examining him harshly just on non-physical interaction takes away from his…

People with their false equivalencies man...

Let’s put it this way: if I see a future thinkpiece about the “problematic” language of this guy, who had just gotten out of a massively stressful and threatening situation at the hands of an utter shitbag, I’ll have to tie my hands to the desk to keep myself from throwing a brick through my monitor.

Don’t care. Really, really don’t care in this instance. And, frankly, it seems silly to focus on that when the actual story is one person threatening to ruin another person’s livelihood, and making the problem of believing sexual assault victims more difficult in the process.

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

This is one of the reasons I love the Assassin's Creed series. I've never been to Rome or Istanbul or Florence, so I'm not really sure how accurate the cities are, but the developers sure do a good job at least making me feel like I am visiting that city in that particular time period.