We live in the darkest of timelines.

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

CCs are tbh a good third of the reason i ride hard for bioware. they’re not even that good with maybe DAI being an exception, but they’re appealing and i spend at least an hour creating every hawke, warden, inquisitor or shepard.

If I can’t spend my first hour in a game in it’s character creator,then what’s the point. One of the best (ok, maybe not best) days of my life was when Black Desert released it’s character creator as a standalone application. I wish all games would do that, especially when those games eventually shut down.

How about covering how they pratically killed Save The World, the paid mode, today. And are issuing some players upwards of $1500 for the fuckup and wasted time/money?

Go over to Fortnite’s subreddit (not fornitebr) and check the salt there.
On the plus side, they did fix a UI bug that has been there for like 5 months,…

I’m thinking that we’ll get a Prime 4 teaser trailer at E3 2018, and a 2019 release window will probably be announced. And we may get an HD version of the trilogy on the Switch by the end of this year.

Damn a Metroid prime trilogy port would be amazing!

Having to react to that with my coworkers hovering around (thus requiring me to have the video as teeny as possible) was a fun time. Up to that point I was kinda like “Yeah, cool, cool”—and then Smash on my damned Switch.

I legit didn’t think they were gonna announce Smash Switch in this Direct. Figured they’d save it for a full blown extravaganza at E3.

I mean, from the trailer emphasizing the squid kids it must be, right? Never mind that it’s coming this year, which feels too soon for a full blown new Smash.

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only true 90s kids find this weird as fuck

This just made me say woah out loud. I think we were all expecting this on Xbox One at some point.

I’m going to get this. Imagine if Bungie pulled this kind of thing with Destiny though. LMAO. DTG would melt.

Good article! I’ll admit I only clicked cuz of boobs, though.

You can’t tell through the handshake? I thought all dudes knew about that.

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

In a recent update, he added the Phantasy Star III/DQV option - if you successfully beat the game, you can have a child with one of your surviving boytoys or girltoys and that child becomes the new player (and the game gets harder). Probably not with Iny.

So when are we gonna see SSGSS Ultra Instinct Kaio-ken x20 Vegito?