I'm thinking it's supposed to be C-3PO the golden robot guy thing

Why can't she be a sexy badass that rocks master chief in heels?

And Samus upon reveal was always historically sexualized. Putting her in rocket heels is the least sexual thing they've done, but people are coming out of the woodwork to complain...again...just to complain. You're certainly not moving anything forward here, it's self masturbatory.

Man, Mario has a mustache and it has zero benefit to his combat style! He doesn't need it, and I think it's sexist towards us men to assume the dude has to have a mustache. I mean look at all of these hilarious photos of women with mustaches. So sexist oh my god.

Uh Bayonetta for women and Raiden for guys? This Samus in heels thing is the stupidest fucking most overblown "complaining just for the sake of complaining" nonsense I've seen so far on this site. They're rocket heels. Wow...Sexist. Just like Bayonetta and Raiden. Stupid heels. So Sexist.¬_¬

Weird I must have accidentally clicked on the repost link when I opened up the new post about this game's Kickstarter. Didn't realize I went back in time.

I love Proteus to death. My first experience with it was perfect. I was playing it at the right time of night with headphones on after a nice drink and a smoke and I fell into what I thought was a simple tech demo experiment and came out with something that felt nearly religious. I definitely recommend this for people…

Dear Esther just unfolds so well and is purposefully paced very slowly and methodically to lock you into the mood of the game. If you let it happen and go with the flow, the experience should pan out fantastically. But if you're constantly fighting the speed of your character, you're never going to be immersed enough…

Exactly!

Uh, why wouldn't they just bury it within the past two weeks when they got the go ahead to legally excavate? Why did your brain even assume I meant they buried them 30 years ago for a doc today? Holy shit...

No, seriously, this is far from a crackpot conspiracy. Them spending a year to get this documentary in motion, and then finding the cartridges on day one of the excavation just reeks of absolute bullshit. Was the crew from Microsoft really going to devote this much time, money, and proposal of a documentary, if they…

Yeah but we're at a point where the post of pointing out "no, you're not the only one" is overused just like "am I the only one?"

You can blindfold somebody and force them to drink bleach in this game. Not joking.

Both are pretty skippable. Rule of Rose is kind of a mess, but intriguing due to its immense weirdness. It just doesn't pull it together like say Killer 7 does. Siren is one of the scariest games I have ever played, but it's also difficult and painfully unforgiving. You need an immense amount of patience typical to…

I know I can't possibly be the only one on this...but Evony actually immediately reminds me of that story of the handicapped guy whose life was saved by the Evony community. Which was actually a bizarre story in and of itself.

League of Legends

Did the devs show you the generic shooter sections of the game wherein you're shooting at androids or are they still trying to pretend that isn't in the game, further pushing the misconception of the game being solely a 1 v 1 horror game? If you don't believe me about the shooter moments, ask the devs yourself.

Excellent excellent...now all of the Nintendo fans who once decried the concept of season passes for games like Call of Duty will create posts justifying it("it's just 15 bucks total!" etc). I could have sworn Nintendo said they wouldn't do straight paid DLC like this about two years ago, but I'm probably remembering…

It's a trick. The building is actually on its side and he's crawling on top of it. Then when he gets to the "top" of the building at the end he has magnets in his shoes to keep him sideways as he walks off. IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION

Whoah I thought you were being sarcastic and I wanted to bring a positive to the typical FPS hate train, but I'm right there with you. There's just something about first person games that have given me the most memorable experiences of my life, from Wolfenstein 3D to Portal 2. In my 30+ years of gaming it has been the…