Seriously? How stupid would first-responders have to be to miss a baby in a crashed car?

Not Ohio or Kentucky.

...which backfires, causing the extinction of all but a small ragtag band of survivors (who have lost all technology) including Hammond's granddaughter, Lex, who turns out to be mitochondrial eve, revealing the twist all along: that Jurassic Park is set in the past and we are simply repeating everything again *CUE…

Whoa that is impressive. Seriously I have seen flat billers not remove their hats for weddings even when wearing tuxedos. THEIR OWN WEDDINGS!

Plus, since it's a turbo, it just runs on it's own steam, right? I assume that accounts for the unusual noises as well.

The Epsilon Program.

So, thaaaaaat's the belt that powers normal engines. Does she work for CNN?

While she may be upset over missing work, the lady who covered her shift is just that much closer to being a full-fledged sandwich artist.

JW: It was all thought out in the beginning. It was all Steve Jobs' master plan. It's all about selling the iPhone 6.

The following happened to my uncle in Saudi Arabia around 15yrs ago. Its a bit long, 100% true, with an awesome ending:

Does this count? It's still GM.

Another one I would like is the Audi Quattro Spyder from 1991. It was a proper mid-engine sport car made mostly of aluminium.

Really any of the Jeep cencepts. The J12 sticks out though.

BMW Z4 Zagato Coupe, the successor to 2 of my most favorite cars: the Clown Shoe (E36/8) and the Z4 M coupe (E86).

The BMW 328 Homage. Sure it's not practical as a daily, but I just can't say no to it.

Not technically a car, but still, YES.