Jalopnik’s been letting in some low effort clickbait recently, but this really takes the cake. Fire the editor who greenlit this, then fire the guy who hired that editor.
Except that was probably a herb.

It bums me out that this woman’s face is permanently plastered to the front page of Kotaku. Yeah, she’s internet famous, I guess. She practically invented the boobs-for-cash formula, “hot tub” streaming, and those disgusting ear licking videos, and she’s making bank. But when Kotaku, a gaming website, covers male…

Sure, but have you seen *what* those 15 cars are? 

I never would’ve known she existed if not for this site and it certainly doesn’t take a genius to figure out that 99% of her appeal is that she’s hot. Plain and simple. Nothing I’ve read in any of these articles about her has made it seem like she has any interesting talent(s) worth spending hours of time watching her …

Sad

You have become David Tracy with better taste in vehicles

They have absolutely no claim.

This website is a mess.

Cars I would like to see in this game:

I mean this article should probably just be titled, “My 10 Favorite Cars In Forza Horizon 5.” These certainly arent the best and most of the blurbs on these just amount to “I think it looks cool.” Btw, you never updated the “11 Things I Wish I Knew Before Starting Forza Horizon 5" article that has a ton of incorrect…

I think I might be burned out on apocalypse metaphors for off-road campers. see also: “Raptor killer”, “buy this so I don’t have to”, etc.

Agree. This is a lot more wholesome than Taycan window switches having a 2 step function like every other car for the last 20 years.

“You should fill your yard up with busted-up Jeeps. The neighbors love it, and nothing can go wrong.”

How the hell can you use a Toyota Hilux as the cover photo for a slideshow about the most indestructible vehicles ever... and not have a Toyota Hilux in the running for most indestructible vehicles ever? Bullshit.

Why you gotta flaunt your money like that. Some of us can only afford Stripper Versas.

Personally, I am all for console customization. As a mechanical keyboard and sneaker liker, I cannot help but like cool color-ways and unnecessary personalization. Console accessories, and custom controllers, have always existed in a strange, occasionally cracked down upon space but I’ve never seen anything quite as…

Letting a reckless maniac drive your car is reckless. 

I don’t think the i3 was too early. It was just too ugly. Too many companies fell into the trap of thinking they needed to make their EV look like it came from some crazy irobot future. Just make a regular looking car that happens to be EV and it will sell. That is why Tesla won.

Did they turn it off and turn it back on again?

Gee.  A bunch of vehicles all stolen from within what’s typically considered a secure area and no camera footage at all?  Sounds like a theft-ring operating within the people employed at the airport to me...