Is that van an airbending master?

That’s because you’re thinking like a cyborg and not Like a publisher hoping to sell a book about cyborgs to horny people.

The infamous GIF has already been shared but this is just a reminder that it’s never wrong to punch a Nazi or in this case, ostracise the fuck out of him.

I will never, ever get sick of this clip.

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

Lack of accountability is nonpartisan.

So the first book (Eye of the World) is fairly purposefully set up as a LoTR pastiche to sort of suck you into that sort of fantasy novel. But it quickly diverges from there (while still keeping the Hero’s Journey template). There’s a lot more politics involved, wildly differing cultures among the humans, soul…

You’ll get a range of opinions, depending on who you ask. I love the series, warts and all, and am on my umpteenth re-read of them. It’s a massive, highly detailed world, with a cast of characters that becomes a little daunting to manage for some after the first several books and a common complaint is that things drag…

I worked at CitiField for two seasons like 10 years ago. I was the only person who knew how to clean the ice cream machine, so I had to do it every night. It taught me a good lesson: don’t be the guy at work who knows how to do things, because there’s no benefit to you. 

Firstly, there are legends that don’t require titles as they are just forces of nature and will always be defined as ONE of the best to ever do the thing:

Chile fuck Madonna. She has said and done so many reprehensible things (calling her son, “my n-word”??/), that I’m not surprised she wasn’t top of Lizzo’s mind. Those stans will deal. People need to give Janet her flowers.

I use grocery bags because a garbage bag full of gasoline is too heavy to lift into the trunk.

Well, glad I filled up my car today before the idiots with grocery bags start lining up again.

But what a great way to to exploit the Streisand effect.

Long Live the Internet and it’s deep black holes where nothing is every erased!

Link to the actual video:

At this point I’m surprised he doesn’t just hire a ghost writer to finish the last two books so they, and the fan base, are off his back and he’s free to do the projects he’s really passionate about, without all the flak.

...the obvious best choice is Steve Harvey.

“Just sort out these few wires here and pull the big lever. Piece of cake.”