Is that van an airbending master?

That’s because you’re thinking like a cyborg and not Like a publisher hoping to sell a book about cyborgs to horny people.

The infamous GIF has already been shared but this is just a reminder that it’s never wrong to punch a Nazi or in this case, ostracise the fuck out of him.

I will never, ever get sick of this clip.

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

Lack of accountability is nonpartisan.

I worked at CitiField for two seasons like 10 years ago. I was the only person who knew how to clean the ice cream machine, so I had to do it every night. It taught me a good lesson: don’t be the guy at work who knows how to do things, because there’s no benefit to you. 

Firstly, there are legends that don’t require titles as they are just forces of nature and will always be defined as ONE of the best to ever do the thing:

Chile fuck Madonna. She has said and done so many reprehensible things (calling her son, “my n-word”??/), that I’m not surprised she wasn’t top of Lizzo’s mind. Those stans will deal. People need to give Janet her flowers.

But what a great way to to exploit the Streisand effect.

Long Live the Internet and it’s deep black holes where nothing is every erased!

Link to the actual video:

...the obvious best choice is Steve Harvey.

Remember your disdain for cops next time someone is committing a crime against you. That way you can avoid doing something silly, like call them to help you.

“Just sort out these few wires here and pull the big lever. Piece of cake.”

I’m guessing that was a while ago. Modern car seats are a challenge. 

I’m conflicted here from a social awareness and educational aspect. =( First and foremost, this is not the ideal way I want the population to digest this type of information. Ideally, I’d like to see people, as a collective, actively educating themselves, seeking opportunities to raise awareness, and teach others who…

This needed a Fancy Kristen writeup....😪

I have long struggled with the death penalty. Life in prison without the chance for parole should be enough in most cases, however in the case of Mr. Roof I feel that yeah he needs to go. He was invited and killed them. He reloaded while people lay dying. Did I mention he was fed after being captured? He has been…