SuperSquishy

6/22/21

Pray, brother, why didst thou refrain from including ye Olde Ratt Fynk in thy design?

6/22/21

For all the bullshit reasons cops pull people over, I wish they’d stop more folks with dangerous loads like this. I’ve seen old pickup trucks around here loaded with, and I’m not joking, about 20 full-size wooden pallets. Rear end of the trucks nearly dragging the ground with the damn things stacked 10 high and two…

6/21/21

Any time I read a headline like this, I’m reminded how truly sublime it is to simply not participate in any form of social media. To be ignorant of things like this is a gift that just keeps giving.

6/21/21

You disappoint me Q folks.
Your unrelenting stamina for black belt level mental gymnastics to justify the most outlandishly contradictory positions was something to behold.
Y’all just gave up on this one. You could simply claiming that his tour is an “I’m your president again!” victory tour MC’d by that O’Reilly twat.
Wea…

6/19/21

My preferred version

6/19/21

I saw this yesterday... and it makes me just as happy to read the news again today.

6/19/21

Great way to honor her legacy.

6/17/21

And this is bad cuz?!?*

6/17/21

I was bored of this comment after like, the third word I read someone else write.

6/16/21

They showed remarkable restraint. The Capital Police should’ve been more like this:

6/15/21

There’s something to be said for the bracing honesty of the bland car. It isn’t trying to hard at being something else. It simply is what it is, and that actually makes it worthy of appreciation.

6/15/21

Total bank robber car. Almost totally invisible, even if you are looking right at it. Witnesses can only describe it as “car?”. It has some get-up and go.

6/15/21

He’s a crackhead. I didn’t care then, I don’t care now.

6/15/21

It's kind of hilarious how little self awareness the Trump kids have though. We don't give a shit about Hunter Biden because nothing he says matters, while all the Trump kids had parts to play in the Trump regime.

6/14/21

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate.

6/14/21

Tesla is running into a problem that they can’t necessarily control, and that’s the ceiling of available technology relative to the various regulations they have to (and should) follow.

A lot of the innovation was due to the technology either not being available, researched, or scalable, with the expectation that once…

6/14/21

And yet Elon will never notice you.

6/14/21

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

6/11/21

Gizmodo doesn’t let advertising dollars sway their editorial opinion.

6/11/21

I’m just here for all the folks rightfully pointing out how hilarious it is to run articles like this and then rabidly shill for Amazon almost everywhere on the network.