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I broke my collarbone just watching that move.

What I saw: runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom. Magical!

“The Charger Hellcat is not a subtle car for subtle people. It exudes big-dick energy and demands you turn your head to follow it down the road. It’s a conversation piece. It’s the car equivalent of a gym bro grunting as he drops his weights so everyone knows how hard he’s working. It’s going to boost your confidence…

I’m just grateful that someone on her Secret Service detail wanted to protect her.

No. Go away. That is a bad thing that no one wants to exist. Be exiled.

Mr. Quincy Jones is a scholar, a gentleman, and one of the most gifted artists in the music industry. He’s a true inspiration, and most definitely deserves all of the awards and honors that have been bestowed upon him.  Thank you Mr. Jones for being in a class all by yourself.  Much love and respect to you!

We now know what will dominate the news cycle for the next year and a half on Fox News. I mean really we know The GOP and their media machine, Fox News, practice and specialize in racial resentment but these comments are red meat to their inbread, meth inhaling, Toby Keith worshiping, Roll Tide, jeans wearing to…

Reported by a fly on the wall:

This means that President Obama has not said anything different that the majority of the population has not already said (including many Republicans that know Trump has fucked them up but don’t know what to do about it).  

At least you have a vehicle - I had to walk 650 miles each way, uphill in the snow with 2 different strains of COVID and a hangover.

As a relative of one of these types, the answer to all of these is a resounding no. Obsessing over shit like this is pretty much it 

Wazes’s time has come and gone.

Waze pretty much already does this. When you come to a complete stop, you get pop-up ads on your nav screen. It sucks, and is the reason I don’t use Waze.

Another day, another story about new car tech that reinforces my decision to never own an automobile newer than approximately model year 2012 for the rest of my life.

I hope Peter Gabriel buys it 

AOC was a NYC bartender. I’ll take that over crazy any time. You’re on.

I vehemently disagree.  MORE black people should join the force.  The system needs to change from inside and that’s not going to happen if minorities refuse to engage in the system.  It’s a numbers game.  Cultures don’t change without influence.  Maybe if enough black people enter the force those racists will no…

A revered man did terrible things, and he’s paying the price. I think that’s where we leave it: A revered man did a terrible thing, and he is paying the appropriate price.

In fairness, she’s also got that whole armed, belligerent and yet somehow still unfairly attacked thing going for her, too.