I think he also wants to hide things like who holds his debt which they can see if he took deductions on interest payments and how he probably devalued property for tax breaks, but inflated that value of those same properties to banks when looking for loans or credit.

It’s almost like after he promised $2,000, $600 has already gone out and the House is set to vote on the remaining $1,400 later this week or something ...

If the Democrats wrote a bill that ONLY had the 2k in it, the Republicans would have no choice but to say yes.

Actually Patriot might be offensive to some of the people who self identify as such and have clearly demonstrated they don’t have a clue what that means.

She was doing really well and then just went right back to “lol, small penis” at the end. 

But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that these trucks aren’t popular because of their practical features. They’re popular because they’re stupid big and make you feel important.

So this.

There’s only so much that diaper can do. My daughter had a few nuclear blowouts that sent shit up the back of the diaper and into her outfit. If the kid is sitting or laying in just the wrong way, you’ll be rummaging through the diaper bag for that backup outfit.

If he had immediately bitch slapped Trump when he disrespected his wife, Cruz might have won the GOP nomination. 

Some great episodes here. The Banana Boat song from the Harry Belafonte episode and “Fever” from Rita Moreno are some of my favourite Muppet skits.

I didnt even finish the thought but I made my point. Whatever. Fuck you, Cruz. 

Trump spoke so disrespectfully about your wife that he should have been chin checked, political correctness be damned. You did the opposite and cowered in fear like a true coward, only to resurface as one of Trump’s many ass pimples for the entirety of his reign.

In fairness to Ted Cruz, the girls we refer to as his daughters clearly loathe him.

I think the main problem is that when you buy a Tesla, you are “buying into the future!” When you buy a Chevy, you are buying a Chevy.

I LIKE THIS IDEA.

Northam should just remove the damn statue and then let them sue him to get it reinstalled. While they are awaiting another court order for more bullshit, he can have it melted down so that there is no longer a statue to argue about. Why? Because quite honestly, thats how they operate. And by they I mean white…

some people at a work place have access to jalop, but are blocked from sites such as twitter or any social media to keep production steady. i for one am grateful he posted this image. i mean...do we have to attack everyone for everything? dont answer that. its rhetorical really.

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

Mr. McConaughey, please walk a straight line.

lol