Mr E was present at the birth of his son, but I have to say that the true test of intimacy came about a year afterwards, when I got food poisoning from the fucking McDonalds under fucking Rockefeller Center, and was so virulently ill that foul liquid was ejecting from both ends. Not only did he clean up after me, but…

Those familiar with me know Mr. Penguin is disabled, so I have done a ton of shit I never thought I would have to do until we were way old and hopefully could afford to pay someone to do shit. But I digress.

If you are marrying someone and have not peed with door open in their presence you are not ready for marriage. Not. Even. Close.

the only Good Confederate

I still can’t put into words what I saw happen the other day.  Tired is definitely how I feel.  

The only important thing this dude has in his life is Racism. Just look at him.

I think it’s the pundits, the chatterers, the political class that’s shocked by this. The rest of us white people knew damn well either because we are Trump supporters or we know them. Even those of us that hate the motherfucker know what our crazy ass cousins and redneck uncles and high school buddies that went off…

I saw dude carrying that Confederate flag in there yesterday and was like...

Why do these “superior”, racist white males always look so homeless and dirty?

That guy is what would happen if an Ed Hardy shirt became a human. 

I like how you assume that implementing a polished, fully-functional third-person mode is somehow a trivial amount of work that the developers were just too lazy to do. I mean, it’s not like they were crunching for years just to ship the game with one camera perspective. Nope, gotta be laziness. Damn lazy devs!

It isn’t who I am either.

Hey Native American woman here! Have you looked into whether you could be one of lost ones? I have watched many tribes, including mine, shove out a lot and I mean a lot of families because during the purge, they hightailed it out of there to avoid the reservations, took on white names and basically disappeared. Now…

“[Thing in KH that makes zero sense] makes sense once you play it” is the #1 quote for internet KH fans. It’s also not true. None of that shit makes sense.

This looked like fun but I refuse to click through a slideshow. This is Jalopnik, not Popsugar.

How would defunding have spared her this horror? This is a perfect example of how the problem with policing isn’t the money, it’s the people who wear the badge.

It plays into everybody’s worst fears: that it is more important that he gets the credit than that the vaccine is safe and effective.

Unfortunately, this is a scene from an ER administering the vaccine in London:

I do trust that the vaccines are safe. But this does reek of, “Our vaccine is totally not racist because a black woman worked on it.” What gives me skepticism isn’t the vaccines themselves, but the transport and proper handling at vaccination stations.