SuperSquishy
SuperSquishy
SuperSquishy

That’s another conspiracy theory out there. The CIA killed all the birds and replaced them with surveillance drones years ago. Search for “birds aren’t real”.

Slow down. It’s way too early to shit all over the presently non existent Biden administration. Take a breath, chill out, and just be happy happy the fucking orange Anti- Christ wasn’t reelected. Kamala Fucking Harris is the next VP! Reserve your premature accusations and complaints until the new administration

Chemtrails are a myth meant to distract us from the REAL conspiracy of bird drones.

Watching Fox try to pivot while their base heads for the even more extreme Newsmax and OAN is so damned good. Without their base, they are fucked.

trump could be the greatest president in history, if it were true. 

I mean when Tucker won’t give you oxygen you know it is bad. I mean these brain dead cretins should thank their lucky stars that SNL is on hiatus this week. From Rudy sweating Soul Glo down his face to the shit show that was the WH press breifing today these guys have provided enough material to last three seasons.

Shilling is vehemently opposed to liking things. It’s his whole shtick. 

Must be a pug thing... ours does the same thing with the screen door in back. I tell people “she started out as a dachshund but kept crashing into things, and this is the result.”

Ouch town, population you bro! 

This. 

Yep. No one still watching these guys is watching for cutting edge innovation. It’s comfort food. 

I’m actually more excited for this than I have been for some of their stuff in a while. People having fun in cars, which are woefully inadequate for the situation, in great scenery.

Was going to say the same thing......but I’ll still watch. They are like pizza. I’ve had it a lot in the past. Will have more in the future.

I had a pug for years. She was not the brightest dog in the world. Every time I opened the front door, she would see a bid for freedom and run out towards the front yard at a dead sprint. And every time she forgot we had a storm door that was still closed and slam face first into it at 90 mph. The first time was funny

I don’t care if it’s the same old thing. It’s the same old thing that keeps bringing me back for the 10 years I’ve been watching their various shows, reading their books and following their antics. I even paid for motor trend TV to rewatch the old TG shows.

Eh. It will likely still make me chuckle. Seamen had some funny moments.

Toyota Tacoma - most popular vehicle in Hawaii.

Ehh, there’s plenty of room for creativity without going across the “We know there’s a 99% change the dude isn’t going to like my ridiculous suggestion but I’m going to show off how much I know about cars by suggesting something there’s 0% chance he’ll actually buy, but still technically kinda sorta checks the boxes”

I remember when you guys used to give real, plausible suggestions, seems like now this topic has devolved into some weird jalopnik contest to see which writer can pat themselves on the back for giving the most obscure response. 

Good advice. My thoughts: