Yup, the contigo is an order of magnitude better than any other travel mug out there. 

My chrome coffee up was ejected into my lap, soaking my crouch in delicious hot liquid. Hot. Did I mention hot?

I will tell you what happened. From Bugalaga airstrip you should have plotted a 126 degrees course to the mine, east-south-east.

I like the analysis of games as service and the spooky implications of the technology at play but... this ain't a review of the game, really. 

I read half of this review and I still don’t know if the software is any good.

Dear Will, if you took a second to try and review the *game* Microsoft Flight Simulator instead of the concept of cloud and games as a service, maybe you would have done the tutorial, which would have taught you to fly VFR (which incidentally is the only form of navigation actually included in the tutorial).

It’s got a cop motor, a 130 kilowatt plant, it’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks...

“The 48-year-old Mesich, who is white, also fired 40 rounds at police before surrendering to officers.”

So the game is free? Or do I have to pay $60 for the privilege of paying extra money to get the stuff that’s already in the game? 

My grandfather was part of Antifa, he kicked fascist asses all over Europe in the 40s

You were too kind here

Wait, before we get into the news, which is important, what’s really important is these kente cloth-wearing white people because that shit was hilarious. And so was the kneeling. I mean I know that the GOP is off the hook in their craziness, and as the secretary of minutes for the black folks, I have to say that this…

One can imagine real golf losing some of its charm if you’re confined to a wheelchair.

The NBA has responded by postponing Bucks/Magic, Rockets/Thunder, and Blazers/Lakers.

This is people and allies using their privileged positions to enact pressure on governors, mayors, and other people in power/authority to push back against the evil shit going on.

You are selling it to the Brits?

Next article: It cost X Dollars to get my Porsche hauled out of the creek after spin out.

It’s not even shade.  It’s just passive aggressive bratty whining.  

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

Joan, you should not be allowed to write about The Office.