You Sir win the day.

As I said, I don’t think any of the candidates are qualified. I am probably more qualified than you to perform surgery due to some medical training in the past, but that certainly doesn’t mean I should have a residency at Johns Hopkins.

I don’t think either is qualified to be President. But between the two I’d certainly choose Michelle. I at least have a hope with her that every other word out of her mouth isn’t a lie.

“There is only one person who I believe is truly qualified to be President of the United States, (out of the Chucklefucks you idiots nominated) and that is our friend Hillary Clinton,”

Is there a giant Lizardsaur stomping around and fucking up a city? If so I'm in. Don't care about plot, writing, etc. Want to see Godzilla mess up an Army and tear up a city. What else do you expect from a Godzilla movie?

100%. I use this mouse at work and I only need to recharge once every 3 weeks’ish. It lets me know when the battery is low and I plug it in before I go home for the night. Most comfortable, useful work mouse I’ve ever had.

100%. I use this mouse at work and I only need to recharge once every 3 weeks’ish. It lets me know when the battery…

But buffalo wings are so yummy :(

She isn't ?

The majority of the population had never heard of the Kardashians until Kim’s sex tape. If it wasn’t for that they’d still be wallowing in D-list celebrity obscurity. And the world would be a better place.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud in my office! So glad I wasn't drinking coffee at the time or I'd need a new Keyboard.

And the Exodus of good writers continues. I’ll miss reading your posts Jia. While I disagree with your stances on many issues, I’ve always enjoyed reading your posts. For the most part they were very well thought out, very well written, informed and informative. They’ve given me food for thought on my stances and my…

No kidding. I can’t live without Wreck-It-Ralph 2.

I’m really hoping the next generation of smartphones shocks you if you try to film in portrait.

You’re forgiven for everything but #4. For that you can go fuck yourself.

Seriously Japan, WTF. I know you guys are repressed and all but jeez.

I dunno, I’m kinda on Team Meteor. Trump could possibly be the Anti-Christ’s Uncle or something. And Hillary is almost as bad, just in different ways. She reminds me a lot of Two-face from Batman, you just never know what side is talking.

However, my lesbian neighbor could pretty much be Zarya's twin. Minus the pink hair.

Field of puppies please.

I’ll take Swiftler over the Kardashians any day. Swift is mildly annoying, the Kardashians are completely abhorrent.

I own a shotgun. I originally bought it because I lived in a studio apartment where almost an entire wall was a sliding glass door. It wasn’t a terrible area of town but not the best either. This was over 15 years ago. Now it gets taken out once or twice a year to head down to the gun range and shoot some paper.