I’m willing to bet if you asked her family if they want you honoring her for standing up to the pilice or if they’d like her back alive, they’d pick option 2. Maybe, just maybe some will read spikespeigels post and remember it if they get pulled over and it will keep them alive. While I completely agree that’s not the…

I tried milking almonds once but couldn’t find the teats. Such a letdown.

Sorry, I wasn’t trying to be a dick and I apologize it came off that way. I do agree with you the way it’s done now, the costs can be prohibitive. I think (hope) in this case with all the publicity and the magnitude of the crime, the process would be faster. If he doesn’t get the death penalty I can’t imagine he’ll…

Nope, sorry. Bury this guy. Why waste tax payer dollars keeping him alive for decades?

Nothing on Truffle Butter?

Please please tell me placenta muffins are something you just made up and aren’t a real thing. Even if they are, lie to me and tell me they’re not.

It doesn’t matter the color of the artist, if the family is opposed to it, it shouldn’t be done.

I see this at the gym all the time. I would go so far as to say it’s 70% full hair and make up vs 30% sweats and actually sweating.

Sorry no, that’s not a turn on for me and my wife feels the same way fortunately. You don’t need to go as far as brushing your teeth but we usually grab a drink of water or tea or something.

Amok, amok, amok...

Please don’t mess up sweet tea! The rest are awesome though.

This makes me so sad. I really don’t have the words.

Believe me, you do NOT want a warm airplane, especially on longer flights. The smell is... memorable.

Thank you very much for saying this.

Thank you so much! This has been a terribly crappy week so far and this was my first laugh out loud moment!

THIS!!!! ALL THE SHRIMPS FOR ME PLEASE! And crab. I’ll eat crab until I explode. Preferably seasoned with Old Bay.

I had this whole witty response planned out in my head about Trump and a bag of nuts and stuff but today has just been too exhausting to type it all out on my phone. So long story short. Trump sucks. I don’t know how he’s doing so well in some of the presidential polls, I’m a Republican and all my friends think he’s…

I’m a Christian, and a Republican, and a White guy. Now before everyone immediately burns me at the stake, let me say this. I believe that equal rights for everyone is right. As it says in the Declaration of Independence “that all Men (Obviously should be Persons) are created equal, that they are endowed by their…

Don’t forget the grounds keepers. I’m willing to bet real money that the majority of the staff is Hispanic / Cuban. I’m willing to bet he’s not trying to keep them out.

Yup, you just won Today. Congratulations.