Wilson!!!

Citizen Calibre 8700.

Not all locations. There's one near me that serves until 11am, the rest stop at 10:30.

Average human lifespan is nowhere near triple digits yet.

Michigan changed the law a couple of years ago. Anything goes now as far as fireworks go.

Definitely a better picture.

The accent doesn't help.....but leaving words out of a question seems like the main culprit.

Beats is the Monster Cable of the headphone world.

Fool? No. I have zero need for a 7" tablet. I use my iPad 2 at home 100% of the time. 7" is just too small. Maybe if I were going to lug it everywhere I go....but that's what my phone is for.

I would cancel cable before I was force fed any part of Google TV.

Amen.

Wow. The new soap of choice for pedophiles.

They could have NOT sold out to Facebook. That would have been a good start.

So you would rather the police just shoot or club the shit out of people instead?

Was anyone else surprised when he lifted his arms in triumph? I thought "From the shoulders down" meant he couldn't use his arms.

@SKiTz: That's the first thing I thought when I read the title.

@aznriptide859: Yeah, looks like they have mad skills to me.

You can't tell me in the Earths history that no oil has spewed from the ocean floor in volumes that put the BP spill to shame. And here we are. There's still life on Earth.

@RutgerHauer: I had to send a handgun to Smith & Wesson for service. They shipped it back to me via Fed Ex with adult signature required. When I got home from work on the day the package was to be delivered, there it was, sitting on my porch. I guess they just forge customers signatures.

@superna7ural: If it happened for real....not sure about the game. ;)