But where will people complain about the marketplace not approving their low-poly rock texture pack now?

Here are some words for you to make a clever response.

3DS + gold paint + decal = Problem solved

Yes. Have a friend stand next to you. When you come across one of Kotaku's many wonderful cosplay sections, close your eyes and continue scrolling, repeating the phrase "Is it over yet?" out loud to your friend until they confirm that it is over. Open your eyes and proceed with your Kotaku viewing experience,…

You are correct, sir. Spellslinger guns have me excited.

Oh yeah, Wildstar. Sorry, I've got Destiny on the brain right now.

What the hell is Pokey-Man?!!

Need I remind you?

Anyone got a poké flute full of coffee?

I bet he eats holy shit.

Do I have to get up?

My babies!! Noooo!! I worked on these while I was in the Air Force. They'd better have some kind of Gundam suits to replace these bada*s rubble-makers. [also, the A-10 is not a "fighter jet" it's an "Attack plane", hence the "A" in A-10]

My little brother learned to read for the sole purpose of playing Pokemon red. He would watch the show and beg me to let him play, to which I would reply "not until you can read". He would bring me books to show me that he had learned some words on a regular basis. He would study the cartoon and ask questions. I…

Extra Credits did a great job with this topic. If you haven't watched any of their stuff, I would highly recommend it, especially if you are interested in indi or AAA development.