I understand that legally they're two different things. The evidence against Kobe is a little shoddy though. Probably wouldn't compare it to OJ, but hey, do your thing

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

I wouldn't pull any punches because, even if my kid were seven-years-old, he'd deserve to know the truth.

I believe the dash between 7 and year-old should have been omitted

why isn't he making these from Israel or Malta or whatever league his ass is going to end up in ?

If Henderson doesn't want the innocent eyes of his brothers to see, he should tidy up his double-wide and put a few more cinder blocks under his television to raise it up.

I think all PDA is kind of gross. A hug or peck is one thing, otherwise, get a room, hippie!

To be completely honest, I found the closeup of two people kissing in HD a little gross, but that's not really a gender thing. I doubt any of these guys would have objected to a traditional couple with the same vitriol.

Linking to your own post in a completely unrelated article? Was your it your goal to seem like an ad-bot? What trash.

Couldn't have said it better myself. However, I'm not sure if you're agreeing with SuperHybrid or not, but I think he was not saying that it's okay to hang out in the left lane, just that it's okay to hang out in the left lane if you're attempting to pass and someone ahead of you is being a lane hog and that you…

Dude, these people getting all up in your ass are fucking retarded. What you are saying is eminently reasonable. And I'm with you man, if there's a line of 10 cars passing some slow fuck going 10 under in the right lane, I'm NOT getting over to the right just so some fuck-wit behind me can pass him 3mph faster than…

Dear Prudence, I caught my twin sons having sex with each other. Dear Prudence, my husband has suggested we insert vodka-soaked tampons in ourselves to get a quicker buzz. Dear Prudence, my neighbor's cat likes to sit on my windowsill and make throat-slashing gestures.

I share your sentiments entirely. I'm not moving over if I'm above the speed limit (by at least 5mph) and passing a line of vehicles (at a non-snail pace); even if there is a potential gap I could squeeze into. Why would I move over and slow down just so people behind me can get ahead? That just doesn't make sense.…

Excactly. The Ivies don't call them athletic scholarships, but they do make sure gifted athletes have plenty of financial incentive to attend. To some extent it's a matter of semantics.

Everyone has their pet peeves. Unsurprisingly, two are shared by a lot of American drivers: Tailgating and left lane hogging. There's no word on if the people who hate tailgating are left lane hoggers.

Bryce Harper might have gotten away safely if he'd shown a little more hustle down 1st Ave.

Game. Set. Matches.

Are all artist statements as absurdly incoherent as that one?