Fingers aren't supposed to do that

Could be worse. Could've happened to any catcher besides McCann.

So financially supporting and bailing a person over and over until he murders the mother of his child sits okay with Jerry Remy, but this is an issue?

I wasn't really going for trollishness. More like satire.

And you know that nobody raped her because.... ??? Note that "[Redacted] woke up in a hospital bed and doesn't remember how she got there or who transported her to the hospital" means that (a) she blacked out and lots of time is missing from the timeline, and (b) she got checked out at the hospital and DNA would have…

Remember: If they don't want to go out with you, they're lesbians.

You're right. They should take down the BIG ATHLETE COMMITS RAPE headline. In retrospect, it is mildly misleading.

[long sigh]

Very good. Now explain to me how "Kaepernick did not have sex with her" equals "she was not raped", definitively. You might well be right about the hospital, but you're -gasp- jumping to a conclusion there.

Read it carefully. Zero of the four conclusions you've drawn are presented as fact. One, at most, is heavily implied.

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Too bad Brian McCann's a Yankee. The Braves could've really used a wet blanket.

Sherman's at it again.

Welcome to Turner Field, where a burning American flag is only like the third most offensive thing in the ballpark tops.

If the Braves were really trying to put that fire out, they would have just let Dan Uggla and B.J. Upton take some swings at it.

Look, burning this is just the ultimate sign of respect from the Braves to their nickname. It's exactly like what that team in Washington does.

Manifest THIS Destiny, shithead!

Of course, I was just adding a little more proof to the fact that UFOs, or Nazi UFOs, are a myth. Plus it is fun to see that, at least in the case of the Oregon fort, you don't have to go to travel long distances to see something like shown in the article. There may just be something like it in your own backyard.

LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU UFO'S EXIST