Or a russian one too, for that matter

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.

hey hey hey. Don't go putting words in my mouth!

The joke isn't about the Clippers, it's about the fact that something clearly labeled satire can spread around the internet and turn sort of true through sheer volume of people passing it on.

Chaz Bono will be happy to discuss how to become a Been-Gal.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

Mermaps moo mould moo mome meemerch memore micking mublish.

Trash fire? More like a river fire.

cough doping in both cough

There's not enough bandwidth on the Internet to cover all of Putin's creepyness?

Mia wrote in her memoir, What Falls Away, and also testified during the child custody hearing, that she had physically abused Soon-Yi upon hearing of the affair.

All of their names (both original and new) have been reported on in the media before and discussed by Mia herself. (I linked to one red carpet interview from about 10 years ago in which Mia gives an update on her kids and reveals their name changes.)

Wooderson was wrong about them staying the same age. You get older, "young people" get older too.

Before you know it, you'll be complaining about the loud music and the baggy shorts and the long hair on your 40-year-old neighbor.

The Mortal Kombat theme song was pretty awesome. It was a nice change from the typical shitty EDM that is the majority of the soundtracks for these videos.

You'd think Roger Ailes would have gotten in touch with her by now.

I really was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she never prefaced the tweet with "I'm not racist, but."

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?

Nailed it.

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.