If you have to ask, then get the fuck out of the way for all of us "Yesses"

Hell yes?

I stopped reading at "science, which isn't crucial to our survival".

You need to open your horizons and look long term.

Or a russian one too, for that matter

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.

Thanks, John!

THIS is why it's rewarding to read all the comments in a thread. Bravo.

hey hey hey. Don't go putting words in my mouth!

I microwave cook for 2 so that I'll have leftovers.

The joke isn't about the Clippers, it's about the fact that something clearly labeled satire can spread around the internet and turn sort of true through sheer volume of people passing it on.

Chaz Bono will be happy to discuss how to become a Been-Gal.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

Mermaps moo mould moo mome meemerch memore micking mublish.

Just one word: Roku. So who needs 'em? We'll have net neutrality forever, right... ?

Trash fire? More like a river fire.

cough doping in both cough

There's not enough bandwidth on the Internet to cover all of Putin's creepyness?

You win!