You're so unbelievably full of shit.

He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.

Which professional sports team names are more offensive?

Do you have a cousin's neighbor's friend who's half-Cherokee and is totally cool with it, too?

Ah, so you support racism. Got it.

But wait—where's Rick "Dr. Evil" Berman? No lineup of reprehensible DC lobbyists is complete without him.

Uh, there was an actual Supreme Court behind the tarp, wasn't there?

You're aware the Olympics start Friday, right?

Woody Allen was NEVER charged with a crime. This is because an independent panel of psychiatrists determined after a six-month investigation that no abuse took place. One, one single solitary prosecutor was willing to go forward with the case, but decided not to because he didn't have enough evidence.

I know you're probably speaking in layman's terms when you say "dropped the charges." We tend to say that whenever someone gets investigated for a crime but the DA's office doesn't prosecute. But technically speaking, no charges were ever filed against Allen. Investigated, yes; charged, no.

To be fair, Tom, it's not like Russian interior designers are in a position where they'll want to do their jobs too well.

I have no idea what sarcasm is... do you?

“To be fair, we should point out that our tipster did not share his end of the exchanges with us, but we assume he’s a huge asshole, too”

While I agree with your complaints about "people doing nothing" and tweeting their existence, I must say, if you set it up correctly, it works almost as a RSS feed. You can follow most local news sources as well as the AP.

Says the person who took time out from "doing shit" to comment on a gizmodo article. Downright saving the world, are ya?

What kind of thug walks off in the middle of an interview?

All I gathered from this video is that the interviewer looks like a drag queen.

/computer explodes into massive, fiery inferno