See, you just did it.

And to new wave soccer fans, saying something like "Yeah, I'm not really into the sport" seems to me some kind of really personal insult.

So, when you tip it's not just the waitress you're paying... it's the whole front of the house staff. It's better to complain or leave a low tip.

Speaking of gaping in horror, I present his father performing "Sweaty and Hot" at the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship, music and lyrics by Alan Thicke.

Does anyone think that this is anything but a really shitty marketing plan?

Yeah, I don't get it...

What's funny about fucking someone trying to do their job? Would you find it funny if someone came into your office when you were on a conference call with a boss and shouted "fuck her right in the pussy" into the phone?

Cool story, bro.

Yeah, he owed hundreds of millions of dollars.

Yes. All those things are true. That's why old well to do white guys like it so much... What's your point? It's pretty good, but accessible and for people searching for the appearance of authenticity it's easy to latch onto. Do you disagree? If so, what's your explanation?

Yeah I'm with you but I didn't want to have that fight today.

Is there any part of my post that indicates my feelings about Bruce Springsteen? Or are you just making assumptions.

arguably because there was no separation. He was just a big money making machine for everyone.

If you're a musician and your manager comes to you and suggests you follow the "Michael Jackson career path" you should fire that person immediately.

You know who should die in a fire? Lil' Debbie.

Yeah, you're right, Chris Christie and his friends are in the corporate box, with the lights turned up and Fox Business on the in-suite screens.

Yeah, but every banger he makes, he'll always shit out something atrocious like this:

I'm sure it was her idea. That doesn't make his response right, but she knew what she was doing.

Yes. Totally.

It almost seems like I'm not judging him at all — at least negatively. After all, I did say I liked him, didn't I? Or are you not reading?